Justin Cates: Announcer Extraordinaire

I've already bounced this around on my Facebook, but I figured I'd pop it over here as well.

For whatever reason, the Chicago Cubs are holding a search for their next public address announcer sponsored by CareerBuilder.com.

Applicants have until March 7th to upload their auditions, and at the behest of several of my closest advisors I fashioned this submission.

I'm sure plenty of you Notre Dame types are Cubs fans so this may be of interest to you. Take a look and let me know what you think, and if it doesn't suck, maybe even give it a like. Can't hurt for the front office to see some positive stats.